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Packed with 50 aluminium cards, each with hilarious, rude, and painfully relatable “malfunction” scenarios, this game invites you to reflect, share tips, and discover new ways to survive life’s daily disasters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"602\"\u003eWhether it’s a caffeine meltdown, social battery drain, or a full-blown brain malfunction, \u003cem data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"693\"\u003eSurvival Mode\u003c\/em\u003e gives you permission to laugh, vent, and take back control — one card at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"811\" data-start=\"793\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"809\" data-start=\"793\"\u003eHow to Play:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"1315\" data-start=\"812\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"918\" data-start=\"812\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"918\" data-start=\"815\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"831\" data-start=\"815\"\u003eDraw a Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick a card from the deck — each one describes a rude, relatable wellbeing meltdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"977\" data-start=\"919\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"977\" data-start=\"922\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"922\"\u003eRead Aloud:\u003c\/strong\u003e Share the definition with your group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1093\" data-start=\"978\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1093\" data-start=\"981\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1008\" data-start=\"981\"\u003eCombat the Malfunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyone takes turns writing or sharing their tip on how to handle that situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"1094\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1206\" data-start=\"1097\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1117\" data-start=\"1097\"\u003eDiscuss \u0026amp; Laugh:\u003c\/strong\u003e Compare approaches, swap stories, and discover what works best for each “malfunction.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1510\" data-start=\"1317\"\u003ePerfect for game nights, wellbeing workshops, or solo reflection with a laugh. 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